I received this retarded email in my spam folder today. Read it first for a good belly-laugh and then feel free to send 'Agent' Kelvin Williams as much junk mail as you like. His email address is email@example.com (LMFAO!!!!!!!!)
Dead or Alive...(FBI)
From: "MR.KELVIN WILLIAMS."
We receive an email that you are dead and you ask one MR.JAMES WALTER to come and claim your ATM-CARD-PACKAGE (SECURITY CODE 12090) that has been with us since two weeks now and he has also agreed to pay for the Dumorage fee which is $210 UNITED STATE DOLLARS, so I am writing you to know if you are DEAD OR ALIVE, if you do not reply back before 48hrs we will have no other alternative that to believe that are truly dead according to MR.JAMES WALTER.
If you are still alive you can get back to us as fast as you can or you can call me on my phone take note that every thing has been paid for it is just for the Dumorage fee that this MR.JAMES WALTER has agreed to pay for if you refuse to get back to us.
Am afraid we shall give him the ATM-CARD-PACKAGE (SECURITY CODE 12090) and collect the money from him and he will sign on your behalf and claim your PACKAGE that means that he is right that you are dead and you ask him to come and claim the ATM-CARD-PACKAGE (SECURITY CODE 12090)on your behalf.
WE HAVE WITH US A SCAN COPY OF THE SECRET PHOTO SHOT WE SNAPPED HIM AND HIS FRIEND THE DAY HE CAME TO OUR OFFICE TO TABLE TO OUR OFFICE THAT YOU ARE DEAD, IF YOU NEED IT, WE SCAN IT FOR YOUR VERIFICATION PURPOSES.
Please take note that you have been given just 48hrs to get back to us so that we can know if you are alive, and fill the Information Below.
Name and Surname:
Driver License and Age:
Phone Number and Occupation:
We await your swift response in regard of this email we have received from MR.JAMES WALTER.
Email Contact: firstname.lastname@example.org
F.B.I AGENT REPRESENTATIVE..12090..