Thursday, September 9, 2010

It's official: Beer-swilling, foul-mouthed, over-weight British women are the ugliest in the world

This is a bit of a generalization, of course, but with the odd exception (there are always exceptions), British women are, without doubt, the ugliest women in the known universe ... and now it's OFFICIAL!

According to the Daily Mail newspaper, 'beer guzzling', 'belching' and 'hideous dress sense' are just three of the "nicer things" that the rest of the world has to say about British women.

In a recent international poll, people from all over the world were asked who they thought were the ugliest women on the planet, and the British won hands down.

This is what they said:

British women are severely overweight, extremely foul-mouthed and unladylike, they fart and belch in public, let their fat hang out, are smothered in 'bad tattoos', and they get completely drunk and fall asleep in the street.

Sadly, it's not untrue.

Holiday expert Gary Hewitt said he wasn't shocked that the Britain had scooped the dubious honour of topping the ugly poll and that the results confirmed his suspicions about ugly British women. Their behaviour abroad [and at home] left a lot to be desired.

And before you accuse me of being sexist, in my opinion, British men are the ugliest, most animalistic, most aggressive men you will ever come across.

But as with women, there are always exceptions to the rule:

Me :-)

The photo above shows a typical British woman getting ready to go out on the town.


Anonymous said...

What is up with that fat monkey and that skinny dog and him standing like that with his tounge stuck out. Are you serious!!!!!!! Are you for real like that!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!

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