Friday, June 11, 2010

She's proud to be obese ...

 ... read this and be repulsed:

42-year-old Donna Simpson from New Jersey in the USA is determined to be the world's fattest woman. At 600 pounds (43 stone), she is probably already the worlds fattest mother. She first hit the news in March when she announced that her goal was to reach the 1,000-pound mark (453 kilograms) and a place in the Guinness Book of Records. Her story provoked angry comments from bloggers and tweeters worldwide, many of whom were concerned about her three-year-old daughter (how the fuck did she manage to produce a child with all that blubber in the way?). Eventually, Simpson decided not to go for the half-ton mark, but admitted that she likes being a disgusting, obese, globular swine and doesn't want to lose weight.

And listen to this: She has a book deal in the works, there's a rumour that she'll get her own reality TV show, and she's also an out-spoken member of the 'Fat Acceptance Movement' whose aim is to stop discrimination against obese people. What the fuck!

But there's always a price to pay for fame and extreme fatness: Besides already needing a scooter to transport her repulsive hippopotamile bulk around, she can soon expect sleep apnea, heart disease, difficulty breathing, and a condition known as fatty liver. As far as I can see, when you're this fucked, the only ailment remaining is death.

Do yourself and your kid a favour, Donna: Be a responsible human being and lose some weight!


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